Ayo, is this a joke? So a couple of days ago my sister and I took the bus home from the mall. I was on a hunt for work clothes because I'm a professional now but anyway, we're walking down the street and we see our neighbors are outside in their front yard as usual. Now, you all don't know but last month I deduced that we were living next to a trap house.
So my sister and I are walking from the bus stop and we see the neighbor that's always sitting outside standing in front of his house. I look down...and I see a rusted machete. Now, my first initial thought was...where the hell did you get this rusty weapon of death? We sped walk passed him and I went into the house.
Later on that night I find out he was in the front yard swinging the machete around at 5 am that morning. Listen, I don't know what's going on over there but people are losing it. The next day, I'm sitting in the living room of the house and all I hear is, "F*** THEM, I'LL F*** THEM UP. F*** WITH ME NIGGA," OK. My initial reaction was "where is the nigga?" because y'all are Hispanic. Come again? I couldn't say anything though because this man in "choose your fighter mode" and I don't want any parts.
I'm pretty sure it's some Breaking Bad shit going on over there. Luckily, we looked at a new house this morning so if I update you all again, it'll be because we moved further up in the hills. Mkay.
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